deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via orgasm)

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints
fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
nishlo:

stunningpicture:

In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me $1500. Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8.

damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make 1500 bucks for it

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

(via poisonous-sugar)

browke:

paex:

misfitclub:

alyssaemilie:

slutstatus:

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING GIF EVER OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE NOTES

clueless (1995)

1 million notes wow

Classic

2 million and counting

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

image

(via werejustkidsdoingdrugs)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡